Two Things I've Overheard...

"I swear to cripes that the next stupid sumbitch I catch pissing or crapping in my alleyway is gonna meet my good friends Mr. Shovel and Mr. Bag O' Lime."

-My Boss


"Just reboot the thing. The pixels are not going to come back from the dead and haunt you for the rest of your life if you reset it because it gave you the blue screen of death In fact, you're probably doing them a favor by leading them to the light."

-IT Guy