Complete and Utter Whore...

Oh, yes, this one is very unsafe for work reading... :)


11:28Robert

I am thinking of using the the phrase "hookers and blow" to rewrite some Barry Manilow songs...

I did work on a version of Copa Cabana in which Lola was a hitter for the mafia.

11:32pmMe

Her name was Lola, she was a coke head. She'd suck off every guy with a gleam in her eye. Then they would pay her, she'd then go spend it. Buying lines here and there and shoving needles in her thigh.

11:32pmRobert

LOL!

11:32pmMe

Her knees would hit the floor.

The men would cry for more.

She'd drop another dime and get real real high...

We're talking Hookers, hookers and blow-ow

11:34pmRobert

Her name was Lola
She was a hitter
She would whack a guy and never bat an eye

11:34pmMe

Ohhhhhhh... Punnery!

Well played!

11:35pmRobert

Thank ye.

:-):-)

There was blooshed and screaming at the Copa...Copa Cabana

bloodshed, that is...

11:36pmMe

Belinda was mine til the time that I found her. Blowing Jim. Sucking him. The Sue came along and loved me strong, or so I thought. Me and Sue...and her dog too...

Don't know that I will, but until I find out
If I have AIDS or Gonorrhea I'll find out...

Sorry, swapped to Neil Diamond there for a second.

11:37pmRobert

Still, well played, good sir!

11:37pmMe

I'll be what I am. A complete and utter whore. Complete and utter whore...

11:37pmRobert

Bwahahahaha!

I sense that this may be - dare I say it? - blogworthy.

11:38pmMe

Hrrrmmmmmm....

Hmmmmmmmm...

Why, naturally. Keep going. :)

11:40pmRobert

They come to the Mafia
TODAY
They wanna be wiseguys
TODAY...

They wanna get a favour
TODAY

11:41pmMe

My Family, tis of thee! Hit men of liberty. Of thee I sing, of thee I siiinnnng toooodaaayyy!

11:42pmRobert

Oh, la bella mafia
TODAY
Oh, las cosa nostra
TODAY

LA coas nostra, that is...

cosa (DAMN TYPOS)

11:44pmMe

Buwahahaha!

Sweet Godfather, tis of thee. Strong man of liberty. For thee I kill...

11:46pmRobert

TODAY

From the rackets to the numbers
We work for the Mafia

11:46pmMe

Oddly enough, I actually deployed some Neil Diamond in the car today.

Was in one of those moods.

11:47pmRobert

I understand...

11:47pmMe

Yep. Crunchy Granola Suite followed by some I Am, I Said and finished with some Porcupine Pie.

A well balanced meal, I suppose.

11:47pmRobert

Cracklin' Rosie like to dress like man...

Ugh, typos...

Cracklin' Rosie liked to dress like a man

She insisted that folks call her Sam

11:52pmMe

Ohhhh I love my Rosie, er, Sam... She/he got the way to make me confused.

11:53pmRobert

She makes me dress just like a woman
Our relationship is plain confusin'

11:54pmMe

Cracklin' Rose, you're a sturdy manwoman, lift Volkswagons while guitar strummin', swingin' your fake dick at passers by singin' "Hey now, hey now, hey sailor!"

Yes, I did have a very stressful day. Why would one ask?

Hehe

11:55pmRobert

If I had been drinking something, it would be all over the screen now...

11:55pmMe

Bows

11:57pmRobert

For some reason, I just had a mental image of Eminem covering Neil Diamond songs...

And vice versa...

Neil Diamond sings "Ass like that"...

11:58pmMe

Would probably improve the song 10000%

For all that Neil touches is Gold.

...except the Jazz Singer. Shouldn't mess with a classic.

11:58pmRobert

Thus it is written thus it shall be...

11:59pmMe

Verily. Thus spaketh Zarathrustra.

T'day 12:00amRobert

Duuuuum... Duuuuum.. De dum!

Boom boom boom boom

12:00amMe

Makes me want to clean up and go to Arby's*.


*I'm quite sure that I'll have to explain this phrase in another posting since it is likely I haven't told that story to the general public as yet...