Late Night With R & R...

There are times and there are reasons. Then there are times without reason.

Robert and I had been in the midst of a brief discussion about an article written by William Faulkner, entitled The Duty to Be Free, which was written back in 1953. Shortly after that, he found an article about members of the California legislature enjoying themselves with free food, gifts, etc. provided by lobbyists while the state struggled against bankruptcy.

As it was starting to get late in the evening, naturally our conversation began to descend into blissful hilarious anarchy. Enjoy!



11:53pm Robert

Sheesh, I guess the polidiots in Cali are nuts:
SacBee Story

11:55pm Me

$420 limit.

Speaks volumes, no?

11:55pm Robert

Yeah.

11:56pm Me

Esp. in a state that sanctions medicinal marijuana

Just makes sense...

Heh

11:56pm Robert

LOL

"Pass the dutchie while we pass this bill..."

12:02am Me

Heh.

Well, I smoke two joints in da mornin' I smoke two joints at night. I smoke two joints in committee and then I smoke in debate, smoke two joints...

12:04am Robert

LOL

"Dude, those weren't Zig-Zags, that was the bill!"

12:06am Me

Govnuh Arnold says you be hardworkin' assemblyman, but then he channels Uncle Teddy and gets as high as he can. And I says hard work good and hard work fine, but an Assemblyman's gotta be high, so I smoke two joints in da mornin'...

Heh.

(Replying to Robert's previous comment): "Oh shit, mang! I done rolled page four-twenty of the budget and smoked it! Should I have not done that?

snickering

12:07am Robert

"Uh, like, my colleague totally sparked the pending budget amendment."

12:09am Me

Bwahaha

12:10am Robert

"Sorry, dude, I totally had the munchies and like used the transportation bill to wrap some fish and chips."

12:11am Me

Dude, that is not cool.

Fish is murder, man, have some crunchy granola instead.

Fuck. Now I have Neil Diamond's "Crunchy Granola Suite" going through my head now...

12:12am Robert

Even organic farm raised and hand fed fish?

12:12am Me

Yeah, man, you're like killing the earth, man.

12:13am Robert

Wow, the fish are hemp fed and everything.

12:13am Me

You could give the fish a hand job before killing it and that'd still be evil.

12:13am Robert

LOL.

I can't stop laughing...

Just the image of someone trying to jerk teh gherkin of a fish is damned funny.

12:14am Me

Heh.

12:15am Robert

LOL. This must be blogged.

Well, I am off to the happy slumber land. I holler at ya tomorrow.

12:16am Me

My blog is slowly becoming the R&R chat show.

Hehehe

Alrighty, dude, g'night to ye!