Home Improvement With R&R...

2:50pmRobert

"Today on This Old Henhouse, we are going to replace some chicken wire and add some oak paneling to the interior..."

2:52pmMe

"We decided to give this henhouse a more rustic look by changing the basic hay flooring with rushes of wheat and a barley finish."

2:56pmRobert

"We'll start by cleaning the dung off the old floor..."

2:59pmMe

Gad.

Now I'm thinking of "The Joy of Pecking"

"Now, we're going to take some Van Dyke brown and color in a happy little nest."

3:04pmRobert

"Look at that feed. Happy, happy feed. Now, let's add some loose feathers..."

3:06pmMe

Hilarious Bob Ross's Joy of Painting parody.

Happy feed.

Heh.

3:09pmRobert

Have you seen the poster featuring Bob Ross as the star of 24?

3:09pmMe

Oh gods no!

That must be epic.

That one was a lot better than the "Joy of Painting with Hitler" one.

3:11pmRobert

This video is friggin' hilarious

"The skipper's been drinking..."

3:13pmMe

Hahaha

3:13pmRobert

Hmmm, Bob Ross meets the Sopranos.

"This is going to be a happy f***ing hit..." (said softly and calmly)

3:15pmMe

Heh.

"Now I'm going to snort some happy little cocaine and whack Jimmy No Nose with my happy little 9mm."

3:16pmRobert

"We're going calmy and gently kill the mother f***ing bastard, yes we are."

"Look at the blood spatter. If we get a handkerchief, we can paint a little mural right here on the warehouse floor..."

3:18pmMe

Brilliant.

3:18pmRobert

Bob "The Brush" Ross.

3:19pmMe

Hee

"Joy of Painting" is way more entertaining than my customers' footage atm.

3:21pmRobert

"Look at poor Vinny The Knife. He died with a frown. No one should die with a frown. Let's paint a little grin on his face..."

"Happy, rosy cheecks for the stool pigeon rat bastard..."

3:22pmMe

"Why so serious, Vinny? You need some happy little trees to keep you company. OH and here's some happy little wolverines to bring joy to the forest creatures."

3:22pmRobert

Bwahahahaha.

Ah, the nearly endless possibilities. Boss Ross as the moderator on Crossfire. Bob Ross as a porn star (Happy, happy breasts...).

3:36pmMe

Bob Ross on COPS

Could you imagine if Bob Ross was the narrator for all the History Channel programs?

3:37pmRobert

"Then the German Army advanced into Poland, demolishing trees and killing people with happy panzers and adorable artillery shells.

"There were many pretty explosions with really, pleasant and bright colours..."

"The war gave a whole new meaning to burnt umber..."