Porn Toys of the Third Reich - NSFW...

Was chatting with my best friend, who is also named Robert, earlier today and had probably one of the more hilarious and completely socially inappropriate conversations of the week. Robert, as I may have mentioned in the past, is a historian and shares the same demented sense of humor as I do.

We started off discussing the History Channel and how it used to focus primarily on World War II, specifically the forces of Germany, the Nazi Party and all things Hitler related. We thought it was a bit strange that we practically knew just about everything about the Fuhrer's breakfast choices, but little about how the German people had, uh, "special nighttime relations" in those days.

After a few comments on how Goering most likely enjoying being spanked while he wore adult diapers, we took it to a completely unnecessary level...



I won't lie to you folks, this entry is downright disgraceful, so read on if you dare and please don't do it at work.



12:25pmRobert
Hmmm, for their History of Sex series, we can have a show on Sex Toys of the Third Reich. "The U-Boat dildo was popular with many German women at the time..."

12:26pmMe
Although the wives of the elite preferred the "Blitzkreig Baby," which was created out of the same technology used by the Luftwaffe.

12:27pmRobert
LOL

12:27pmMe
A failed personal pleasure device was the Vag-2 rocket, which tended to explode when set to the maximum vibrating setting.

12:28pmRobert
I am almost crying with laughter!

12:28pmMe
Vag-2 Pocket Rocket sounds better.

Heh.

With the Vag-1 Buzzer, you were guaranteed to cry with pleasure, make no mistake.

12:29pmRobert
LOL

"The sales slogan was 'Show no mercy for your twat!'"

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I fear for the world if we ever decided to put our twisted brains to ill purposes...