How the Free World Will Conquer Communism...

You're staring again.

Hmm?

Sitting there like a fool on a stool, staring blankly at the posting screen.

Oh. Haven't heard from you in awhile. How... uh... how are things, Voice?

Wondering why you haven't driven off a cliff yet.

Beg your pardon?

You've been sitting here for about an hour staring at a blank screen. Not typing anything, just sitting there with your forehead resting gently in your hand like one big cradle full of stupidity.

Don't know what else to do. I need to do... Something.

Start with thinking.

Right, been doing that.

Continue with doing.

Ok.

No, dipshit, I didn't mean keep thinking. I mean start writing anything you were just thinking about. You can squander away months just sitting there and thinking. Write something.

Don't know what to write about.

DON'T CARE, DAMNIT! WRITE SOMETHING!

But I don't know what to write ab...

WRITE SOMETHING!!! NOW!!! DO IT!!! NOW!!!

FINE! Fuck's sake, you're pushy.

WRITE!

I uh, hmph.

Lemme grab a smoke first...

*facepalm*