Man, I haven't eaten at Chili's for well over a decade now. Caused me to have majorly discomforted innards, as well, and I just never returned.
In conclusion, stop feeling sick! It causes me to be sad! Feel better soon, before I go down there and make you feel even worse! *shakes fist*
(It would be so awesome if I could really intimidate the illness out of people. I could do charity work by going 'round to hospital wards and threatening to rough people up until their bodies instinctively forced themselves to heal.)
Let's just say that when problems arise from half a turkey sandwich, a salad with ranch dressing and a few chips slathered in queso, that doesn't really bode well on the rest of the menu. I've had similar incidents with other items (of a greasy nature) on their menu before, but the turkey sandwich?
That's just evil.
Ash:
Remind me to not inform you next time I'm infirmed. Have me quaking in my shoes as it is in fear of your mighty wrath!
Hehehe. :)
Seriously, that'd be awesome. I wish one could just yell, "CUT IT OUT, DAMNIT!" whenever one was afflicted and be done with it.
Indeed! I don't know what's the more amusing mental image -- a Red Cross SWAT team that rappells down the side of the hospital, breaks in through the patient's window at midnight, and starts commanding them to Heal Or Else.... or a horde of nuns wearing camo facepaint, combat boots, and weilding precision-balanced mahogany rulers. Or both at once! SWAT nuns! Sister Mary Fightgar!
....It is definitely time for me to go to bed, I think. heehee!
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What did you consume @ Chili's to cause you such distress? (I wanna know so it won't happen to me...lol) I hope this finds you feeling a tad better.
~ba~
Man, I haven't eaten at Chili's for well over a decade now. Caused me to have majorly discomforted innards, as well, and I just never returned.
In conclusion, stop feeling sick! It causes me to be sad! Feel better soon, before I go down there and make you feel even worse! *shakes fist*
(It would be so awesome if I could really intimidate the illness out of people. I could do charity work by going 'round to hospital wards and threatening to rough people up until their bodies instinctively forced themselves to heal.)
~Ash, Chaotic Neutral
BA:
Let's just say that when problems arise from half a turkey sandwich, a salad with ranch dressing and a few chips slathered in queso, that doesn't really bode well on the rest of the menu. I've had similar incidents with other items (of a greasy nature) on their menu before, but the turkey sandwich?
That's just evil.
Ash:
Remind me to not inform you next time I'm infirmed. Have me quaking in my shoes as it is in fear of your mighty wrath!
Hehehe. :)
Seriously, that'd be awesome. I wish one could just yell, "CUT IT OUT, DAMNIT!" whenever one was afflicted and be done with it.
Indeed! I don't know what's the more amusing mental image -- a Red Cross SWAT team that rappells down the side of the hospital, breaks in through the patient's window at midnight, and starts commanding them to Heal Or Else.... or a horde of nuns wearing camo facepaint, combat boots, and weilding precision-balanced mahogany rulers. Or both at once! SWAT nuns! Sister Mary Fightgar!
....It is definitely time for me to go to bed, I think. heehee!
~Ash
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