iPhoner...

I'm sure that you've heard a lot about the ensuing iPhone frenzy that is about to land in Apple/AT&T stores across the land. Apple's new shiny iPhone launches tonight, which is sure to be exciting.

I spoke with a group of technologically-inclined colleagues about this event and they just CANNOT wait to pick up these new marvels of telephonic wizardry. One friend in particular went too far as to say that when she picked up her pre-order slip, she got a rather large boner in anticipation of her soon-to-arrive new iPhone.

Now how she managed to achieve THAT is just anatomically... Never mind, I really do not want to know. Some things are just better left alone and not contemplated upon.

The service plans with these things are actually not all that unreasonable. The initial cost in purchasing the iPhone isn't all that bad either, considering all that's built into it. I suspect that iPhones, much like the Wii, will be tough as hell to find for awhile. Remains to be seen, I suppose.

Anyway, if you're walking around town tonight around 6PM and see a rather cutish-looking gal who appears to be sporting major wood in her rather petite trousers, fear not. It's just my pal B with her brand new shiny iPhoner...