Riddle Me This...
Something has always bothered me.
Batman is the secret crimefighting identity of millionaire playboy Bruce Wayne. If the number one priority on his list is protecting said secret identity at all costs, why would he make such an obvious error in judgment:
It doesn't take a supervillian to make a quick stop at the local DMV and run a simple plate info request...
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posted by Robert @ 13:25
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Silly man, you think multimillionaire Bruce Wayne would go to the DMV himself? He's got a butler for that!
You heard me. The Batmobile? Totally Alfred's. And he probably never even gets to drive it, either. Polish the interior and spitshine the wheels? Sure. Tear-ass around Gotham and dragrace strangers at stoplights? Unlikely.
Poor Alfred.
~Ash
Ash,
I totally agree!
See, but that still points the finger to stately Wayne Manor! It's not like Alfred has a bitchin' 60's crashpad of his own since he can shake it down the batpoles whenever he's ready to get his groove on.
But yeah. You know Alfred takes the batmobile downtown to get his swerve on. Oh, yeaaaahhhh...
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