General Bitchfest

Item 1:

OMGWTFBBQ!!!1111!!!!oneone!!!

Larry Birkhead is the 1 who uploaded his baby batter unto 1 Anna Nicole Smith and made teh babie!!111!!!oneone!!! OMG! She downloaded HIS child k0not th lawyer's!

Next person who tells me that gets a cold, calculating stare in their general direction. Possibly a snide remark or two. Or a punch in the potato salad.

Item 2:

OMG, WHY ARE WE IN IRAQ? WE SHOULD PULL OUT NOW!!oneone!!111!

First of all, it's too late to simply pull out. This one's knocked up and there is nothing that can be accomplished by cutting and running.

I'm not a big fan of how we got there, but for fuck's sake can we please let our soldiers do their jobs and provide them the tools and funding that they need to truly accomplish the "mission" and get out as safely and as wisely as possible?

True, I was not alive then, but are we forgetting the lessons of Vietnam THAT quickly?