3/24/2007

Just Copy And Paste It, Like Adobe Photoshop, Red Foreman In Robocop.

There was a time when I would sit here and think about how often I can stare into the eyes of the mountain lion and make it go away. I'd stare at the cat and the cat would stare at me.

I always knew that I'd be cat chow, for what am I to it but a light snack before dinner?

If I could outrun the mountain lion, would it go hungry?

Get it straight and meditate like a Buddhist ... some drop science while I'm dropping English.

So sayeth the Lord. And on this day, he set forth to build a mighty cougar made of bread and wine. The cougar he named Chauncey and all was good. The Lord was most pleased and the harvest was plentiful.

When I was a lad, I served a term as an office boy to an attorney's firm. I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor, and I polished up the handle of the big front door. I polished up that handle so carefully that now I am the Ruler of the Queen's Navy.

And on the fiftieth day of the cold Winter, he set forth a team of mighty hippopotomi to wreak havoc upon the citizens of the village. The cougar and the mountain lion stood watch.

Just want to be misunderstood, wanna be feared in my neighborhood. Just want to be a moody man, say things that no one will understand.

After the village was decimated, the cougar set forth with a mighty roar. The mountain lion sat, resting on its laurels.

Everything is meat, meat, meat. Careful what you put on your feet. Once it lived on an animule, now it walks along with you. It is food, everything is food.

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