Got The Car, Petrol's Cheap...
The Boss actually had the gall to ask me if I'd like to pull extra
hours this week and come in tomorrow.
Hell, no.
Someone asked if I'd be interested in shooting a video tomorrow.
Hell, no.
Someone asked if I could fix their computer tomorrow.
Hell, no.
Someone had the gall to ask if I'd like to do all their crap favors
for them tomorrow.
Oh, HELL, no.
Then, someone asked if I wanted to piss away the entire day doing
whatever I wanted.
You're gorram right I do. It's MY GORRAM birthday today! Happy birthday, me!
<i>Here's $20 to piss away on hookers and blow, I mean, uh, to invest
wisely for a safe and secure future!</i>
Gee, thanks, me! How generous of you!
<i>Now, get your drunk ass to bed. Decent people are trying to sleep!</i>
10-4, good buddy! Woooooooooo!
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And you wonder why I don't post things when I'm smashed...
Yes, 3/8 is indeed my birthday and I plan to squander it as best as I
can. I've always been a believer in making the most of one's
birthday. It is, after all, YOUR day to do with as you will.
That means...
Don't go to work. Unless you have a position that is vital to the
security of this country or something, take the day off.
You may feel responsible by going in, but you are missing a prime
opportunity to do WHATEVER you want. Seriously.
You can use this day to...
Run amuck.
Go shopping.
Watch what YOU want on your TV.
Eat WHATEVER and WHEREVER you want.
Run amuck again!
Behave like a complete and utter jackass!
EAT CAKE!
Whatever you want to do (well, within reason. Jail is scary.).
So, why the hell would you want to go to work instead?
Fuck that.
Take a day off and go play. It's YOUR day, kids. Why waste YOUR day
doing YOUR job?
Exactly. When I am ruler of my own company, I shall pass a decree
that birthdays are sacred and will provide and encourage the
opportunity for employees to take their day off. One paid "get out of
work" free card, so to speak.
It's really a brilliant idea when you think about it.
Ok, time to stop ranting under the influence of alcohol and time to go
watch some TV until I fall asleep! After all, more shenanigans await
tomorrow!
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posted by Robert @ 22:48
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Felictations on your special day!!! Austin isn't going to be the same.
*clapping and shouting: hip, hip, hooray!*
(it's 5:25 in the am...wish I were wittier)
Enjoy the time off and best wishes from blogland!
Rob,
Happy Anniversary of your birth. It is a special day for you and mom (dad too, but mom more.) While my mother was alive and since I had use of reason, every one of my birthdays, I brought her flowers. It was a special thank you for all the loving it took to make me, and all the loving it took to keep me. Celebrate your arrival!
The happiest of birthdays to you! Hope you're living it up and/or partying down!
Here's to another year of Robertian existence! ::has no beer, nor even a Dr Pepper, and instead hoists a cookie::
~Ash
BA:
Thank you! It was a good day overall, especially since I was able to take advantage of such a lovely day outside! Yaaaay, playing hooky from work!
Clio:
Now that is really a sweet idea. I was glad that I was able to spend some time with my folks this evening. I did make sure to tell them thanks for putting up with me! Heh. :)
Anyway, thanks for the greetings! It made a special day just that much more enjoyable!
Ash:
Hooray for cookie greeting goodness! :)
It 'twas a lovely day indeed! Thanks for your well wishing goodness!
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