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So, you feeling any better?
No, not really. I still feel like hell, Voice.
Geez, what a pussy you are. Take a pill and get back to work, wuss.
What? I haven't taken off work for this. It did just hit me on Friday night, after all.
You're still a wuss.
Know what, Voice, you can just eat me. If anything, I was probably due for this.
Oh, boo hoo for the lil' crybaby working 60+ hours a week under stressful conditions while dealing with a personal life that doesn't meet his ideal. Here, lemme find a sleeve to mop up those delicious tears of ultimate sadness...
You're a real dick.
C'mon, please. You sit on your ass in a climate controlled private office looking at other peoples' shitty home movies all day. You act like you're single-handedly building the Statue of Liberty with metal that you personally mined, smelted and cast. Give me a break and get back to work.
Let me ask you something. How is this helping me?
What do you mean?
Well, I thought we were supposed to be working through whatever my problems are.
Not on my time clock. Get back to work. Now.
But...
NOW.
Labels: Alphabits Series, Rise of the Phoenix, Self Help
posted by Robert @ 22:54
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Ah yes, because it is such a terrible thing to actually invest something of yourself in your work, even if they are shitty home movies made by some asshole clients. How absurd, to try to care about this footage even half as much as they do.
You're too hard on yourself. You've been working your ass off in the most "festive" time of the year, you do have a lot of crap going on in your life, and whether the allergies are so bad because of psychosomatic immune-weakness or not, they're still hitting you like a ton of bricks and so are the meds that help you.
I'm glad you're trying to valiantly struggle through, but... I remember times I felt like that, and I always just kicked myself later on for not taking the day or two off to rest which would have saved me weeks of barely-functional misery.
After all, if you can't justify giving yourself a break when you feel like this... when?
Just my thoughts; hoping you feel better in all ways very soon, here if ye need me in all ways as well.
~Ash
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